Columnist Jon Marquez examines his addiction to red velvet cake and finds the habit isn’t worth kicking—unless it gives him a muffin top.
Category: Culture Corner
When walking around campus sometimes, all I can think about is muffins. Then it hits me: the girl walking in front of me is sporting a jumbo muffin top, with extra top.
Grandma and Dad recently made a trek up to Chadron, both to visit me and to check out the dorms that I live in. While walking through the lobby of Edna, Dad whispered to me, “This looks like the Betty Ford Center. It feels like we are visiting you in treatment.”