Yes, many users of Twitter are idiots. There, I said it. Lifestyles Editor Adrie Ashford will be thrilled. But don’t think that means I’m against Twitter.

“Let’s hang out.” Ah, a phrase to strike terror into any anti-social person’s heart. What does that even mean, anyway?

Unfortunately, spill check cannot catch errors of this nurture. Both are proper wards and until computers better understate the semantic shortcomings of collage students, we must depend on proofreading.