Author: Nathan Pindell

Well, the world has officially decided to come crumbling down. President Obama was elected for a second term and as everyone has heard, the meteor didn’t like the outcome and has veered its course to come smash directly into us. China has won. America is going to turn Socialist. The end has come.

So, I have been stepping out of politics, (i.e., I haven’t been popping my mouth off at people talking about things they do not understand), but I am back for a last hoorah if you will.

Alright so we only have about three more months before we all die because some Mayan dude couldn’t fit any more dates on a circle slab, and therefore the end of days is upon us.

Every day they are around us. Some of the time we know, but most of the time we can only speculate until we ask them directly, or we see them representing their side with red or blue. These two sides are the largest gangs in America, and we are affected by them every day. You have undoubtedly talked to them sometime today, and you will again. Of course you know who I am talking about. The Republicans and the Democrats.

Your life isn’t defined by the degree that you get, but the decisions that you make. So, make a goal, find your path, and go. You have your entire life ahead of you and don’t take that for granted.

You awake one morning to a deafening silence. You turn on the television to find that an annoying rainbow and high pitch squeals have now taken up residence on your flat screen. You open your front door to find cars strewn across roads and yards. The smell of death lingers in the air, but you’re not worried.